DEATH LOSS OF EYES/LIMBS
Death loss of eyes/limbs, face and hands
Sellotape glue elastic bands.
Heartbreak and shattered memory
coffee tea smiles and sympathy
Oh and here's the tune.
The closest affinity of this sort of thing is with the wilfully vacuous ditties from Monty Python, though I admit that the Python specimens are funnier. Unlike the blurts, 'Death loss of eyes/limbs' did not go into hibernation during a time of acute anxiety over a work project.
Uploading the tune, by the way, was my first experiment with uploading a video to the blog, but what you see is several experiments later. I made the mistake of using Freemake to reduce the video to an uploadable size. I quickly found, after downloading Freemake, that I had lost control of Firefox, in frequent crashes and unexpected links. Freemake appears to be every bit as bad as described at Keep Browser Safe, and removing traces of it is a protracted business. Avoid. Or sing 'Death loss of eyes/limbs' over it.